Sunday, November 6, 2011

What I Learned Today...

I'm not ready for parenthood. Last night Prada and I stayed at the Bride's house (I'm not sure what we're supposed to call her husband on here anymore) after the party. I realized about five seconds before we got to their house that I had forgotten to bring food for Prada to have in the morning. So like any responsible parent, I grabbed her an egg mcmuffin when we went to McDonalds. This, of course, was after I fell down the stairs. I'm not going to post any other details of the night as I'm currently trying to block it from all memory.

5 comments:

ct said...

too funny!!!!!

it was super fun but not something i think i'll be doing again....haha

c todd anderson

The Bride said...

I love how you throw in the "fell down the stairs" comment like it was no big deal... just slip it in there and see if anyone notices....

IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

Besides the egg mcmuffin, Prada also enjoyed an entire loaf of white bread and a handful of tortilla chips.... :)

Munchkin said...

oh yeah, and it was the good bread too, I'll replace that... you could hate her more if it wasn't due to the fact that her owner is just neglectful, i promise to try not to forget to feed your children in the future

The Mrs. said...

The Bride has video of you falling down the stairs, right? RIGHT?

Tru Stories said...

Her text about falling down the stairs???... Easily one of the best things I have ever read.