Thursday, January 1, 2015

It Wasn't All Bad

Got back to pre-Christmas weight in 48 hours.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Why Your Pharmacist Hates You

Woman picking up a prescription for her DOG - "did you run this under my insurance?"


Wednesday, December 17, 2014

I'm Better, So I Snooped

But Jeti tells me he wrapped household items in my presents to throw off the weight and "shake."  Because I really won't notice anything missing as long as it's not the remote or the corkscrew.  He sucks.

Thursday, December 11, 2014

You Know How I Know I'm Sick?

All of my Christmas presents have been wrapped and under the tree since Monday night and I have not shaken/lifted/measured/inspected/over analyzed a single one.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

What I Learned Today...

My job is extremely difficult with laryngitis.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Somebody's Been Listening

Poor Wiiman woke up Saturday morning with a fever.  I say poor Wiiman's because his birthday party was supposed to be Saturday night.  And do you know what he told his mom because he really didn't want to have to cancel his birthday party?

"We should call Munchkin, she'll know what to do."

'Atta boy!