It Wasn't All Bad

Got back to pre-Christmas weight in 48 hours.

How Bad is the Stomach Virus Going Around?

Both dogs even threw up today.

Why Your Pharmacist Hates You

Woman picking up a prescription for her DOG - "did you run this under my insurance?"

Facepalm.

I'm Better, So I Snooped

But Jeti tells me he wrapped household items in my presents to throw off the weight and "shake."  Because I really won't notice anything missing as long as it's not the remote or the corkscrew.  He sucks.

You Know How I Know I'm Sick?

All of my Christmas presents have been wrapped and under the tree since Monday night and I have not shaken/lifted/measured/inspected/over analyzed a single one.

What I Learned Today...

My job is extremely difficult with laryngitis.

Somebody's Been Listening

Poor Wiiman woke up Saturday morning with a fever.  I say poor Wiiman's because his birthday party was supposed to be Saturday night.  And do you know what he told his mom because he really didn't want to have to cancel his birthday party?

"We should call Munchkin, she'll know what to do."




'Atta boy!