What I Learned Today...

New door knobs are great. Sometimes new fancy door knobs will turn on the inside even if they are locked on the outside. This may or may not cause one to get locked out of one's house. Thank God for keypad entry garage doors. That could've been embarrassing.

On another note, my new washer is here, installed, and washing all of my belongings as we speak. There's a corroded knob that required shutting off the main water to the house and needs replacing along with a disgusting laundry room floor and some mud on the carpet, but at least people may now come within ten feet of me.