Thursday, April 28, 2011

Turn Offs

~Having the word "Zelda" in your username

~Having the first line of your profile say "Since you're reading this you already know I'm tall, dark, and handsome"

~Being 65

~No seriously, a 65 year old looked at my profile

~*Openly saying in your profile that you "don't work" (see below)

~Only posting pictures of yourself that you've taken...yourself...with your phone in the mirror..... I cannot fathom that in not one single instance has someone else taken a picture of you that is ok to put on your profile



Ok angry commenters, I just meant that if you are a single guy in your mid twenties with no kids and you're obviously not independently wealthy, then I really wouldn't go bragging on an online dating website where you're basically selling yourself by saying "oh and uh I don't work." Maybe I'm in between jobs or I'm pursing my career. This is not like the mothers out there who are working harder than I do to raise their kids. Dear God what have I done.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe they don't work because they are independently wealthy....or they love their job so much they don't consider it work....

Unknown said...

Maybe they don't work because they are 65 and retired. Don't be so picky. A 65 year old could keep the house while you work.

Anonymous said...

There's nothing wrong with "not working."
;)

Munchkin said...

please reread

The Mrs. said...

Maybe you should try eHarmony. Match is making me feel squeamish.

you can call me al said...

For the record, I would have not been offended, even if you had not provided the explanation.

Did you list that you were a Dr.?

Flag Girl said...

Maybe you should give Lesbianism a second thought......

Anonymous said...

I love your comments, Flag Girl. I will laugh at that all day!!

Anonymous said...

send me the 65 year old that you kicked to the curb.............OL

Tru Stories said...

I can't even Comment because I am way too busy 'not working'.

Unknown said...

When is your next date?