Mrs. "How was your date?"
Aunt G "Did you go on a date with a boy or a girl?"
Munchkin: no words can come out at this point
General "Did you just ask Munchkin if she's a lesbian?" While kinda simultaneously dialing Tru Stories. "I gotta call Tru Stories, she'll want to come back for this."
Munchkin: "It was a guy."
Aunt G "No I just meant that girls can go on dates, like a girls night out. I don't think your a lesbian."
Munchkin: "It was a GUY!"
General (while Aunt G is explaining how she doesn't think I'm a lesbian and on the phone with Tru Stories) "Aunt G just asked Munchkin if she's a lesbian."
Aunt G "That's not what I meant."
Munchkin: "IT WAS A GUY!!!!!!!!"
Tru Stories "Are you for realz, cuz I'm totally coming back."
Mrs. and Aunt G start talking about something else.
A very disappointed General "Nah, they've already moved on to something else."
9 comments:
The only thing that could have been more awkward on Easter than that moment is Tru Stories following through with her naked bunny hop idea.
That was one of the best phone calls, I have ever received. I nearly crashed the van. Good Stuff....
And General: Keep my number.
Oprah-
I was totally kidding about answering the phone, while driving my van...
Why are our Easters so boring. No one ever comes out while we are having dinner!! Seriously, laughed so very hard. You will find the right guy! Just keep him away from your family for awhile.
Why does all the good stuff happen after I leave??
Oprah - don't hold it against me that Tru Stories was on the phone while driving. We were planning to sign the no phone pledge at your show. If......we make it to your show.
Best Blog to date!
Next year I'm not leaving mom and dad's till dark.
still laughing....
You have to think more positively, Page Turner, you should have said
"WHEN we make it to your show"!!!
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