Sunday, April 24, 2011

Why I'm Still Single

This conversation took place about five minutes after arriving at A&G's house for Easter (well it was kinda over). Those present were Uncle A, Aunt G, the General, and the Mrs.

Mrs. "How was your date?"

Aunt G "Did you go on a date with a boy or a girl?"

Munchkin: no words can come out at this point

General "Did you just ask Munchkin if she's a lesbian?" While kinda simultaneously dialing Tru Stories. "I gotta call Tru Stories, she'll want to come back for this."

Munchkin: "It was a guy."

Aunt G "No I just meant that girls can go on dates, like a girls night out. I don't think your a lesbian."

Munchkin: "It was a GUY!"

General (while Aunt G is explaining how she doesn't think I'm a lesbian and on the phone with Tru Stories) "Aunt G just asked Munchkin if she's a lesbian."

Aunt G "That's not what I meant."

Munchkin: "IT WAS A GUY!!!!!!!!"

Tru Stories "Are you for realz, cuz I'm totally coming back."

Mrs. and Aunt G start talking about something else.

A very disappointed General "Nah, they've already moved on to something else."

9 comments:

The Mrs. said...

The only thing that could have been more awkward on Easter than that moment is Tru Stories following through with her naked bunny hop idea.

Tru Stories said...

That was one of the best phone calls, I have ever received. I nearly crashed the van. Good Stuff....
And General: Keep my number.

Tru Stories said...

Oprah-
I was totally kidding about answering the phone, while driving my van...

Unknown said...

Why are our Easters so boring. No one ever comes out while we are having dinner!! Seriously, laughed so very hard. You will find the right guy! Just keep him away from your family for awhile.

Anonymous said...

Why does all the good stuff happen after I leave??

Unknown said...

Oprah - don't hold it against me that Tru Stories was on the phone while driving. We were planning to sign the no phone pledge at your show. If......we make it to your show.

Flag Girl said...

Best Blog to date!

Next year I'm not leaving mom and dad's till dark.

Flag Girl said...

still laughing....

Anonymous said...

You have to think more positively, Page Turner, you should have said
"WHEN we make it to your show"!!!