Not As Exciting As I Thought...

So we had our first meeting regarding rotations today. Obviously right after the meeting I came home and began to look up the possible sites that I could do rotations. The sites suck. I want to go to Australia or New Zealand but I don't have the money and I don't have anyone to take care of Prada. More importantly there are no sites within an hour of Fort Myers. Are you kidding me? I can't even do one, NOT ONE rotation in Florida. I have a couple that I have to do here yippidy freaking do da day. Of course I'll be doing some in the home area. Gee they offer one in Morris and one in Normal. Oh what's that...awesome, they fulfill the same requirement. Super. So where do I go, what do I do? The answer ladies and gentlemen is that I hate Drake University more than I ever have before. How you ask is that possible? I answer you that I have accessed the other 90% of my brain normally not used to channel that hatred. I could burn the entire campus down with the rage and lasers coming out of my eyes now. Oh and who wants icing on top of the cake? I know I do too, this is probably the best part. Since my academic status, while still is "good standing," is less than stellar and has had its speed bumps. We'll say it's pending. Therefore because of my screw ups and less than caring attitude for the last four years, I've probably screwed myself out of getting my preferences. Well that's my fault of I guess. Well I don't guess I know. So much for my lackadasical attitude. I guess it's true that you get what's coming to you.