How to fill out a police statement.
Garbage disposal and I were on our way to Walmart tonight when a motorcycle came up on us, speeding excessively and cut off the jeep in front of us. He continued to swerve into the curb which sent him flying. He was thrown from the motorcycle around 100 feet and the bike continued on flipping for another 50 feet or so. We immediately pulled over and I called 911. The guy was super intoxicated and swearing at me, Garbage Disposal, and jeep man while we were trying to keep him conscious until the ambulance came. He ended up having to be held down by a samaritan that stopped at the scene. After help arrived, there was a grand total of two ambulances, four paramedics, a fire truck, five fire fighters, three cop cars, and three deputies. I thought that was a little excessive for a single vehicle accident. The guy had to be restrained before getting into the ambulance because he was fighting all the paramedics and fire fighters. We each had to give a statement since it happened right in front of us. We decided to nix the Walmart trip, turn around, and grab a frozen pizza on the way home. And now we're playing Guitar Hero. Good Sunday.
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Everything cool must happen in Florida. Were you interviwed by the Carol Marin of Fort Myers?
I assume it was a crotch-rocket?
Wow!!
I was only interviewed by a deputy, and no it wasn't a crotch rocket. It was a BMW bike.
With all your smack talking to One Carbon Hill, I imagine that you haven't had time to update us about your fascinating adventures. We are still checking regularly and waiting for new stuff!!
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