I am the Worst Bride in the History of Brides....

Munchkin - "Hi I need to pick up a dress."

Lady - "Ok is this a bridal gown or a bridesmaids dress?"

Munchkin - "Gown."

Lady - Pages guy "we have a bride here to pick up her gown."  To me, "ok we can get you all set to try it on."

Munchkin - "I'm supposed to try it on?"

Lady - "Well you don't have to, but most brides do.  You know, make sure it fits and is what you ordered."

Munchkin - "I just had it on a week ago."


I can't even begin to describe to you the look that lady gave me.

So We Went Wedding Dress Shopping...

There were sisters (and niece)...

There were paddles...

There were margaritas and Red Bulls (not pictured)....

And now there is a dress.

A dress that the girl at the store told me that "we usually like to order 12-18 months in advance, so your wedding is in 12 months, you're not as far ahead as you may think but that's ok."

Email that dress is ready for pickup.... 9 days after ordering.....ok crazy dress store lady...

Does This Make Me Look Fat?

Apparently for some that answer is yes because this is what I found in the bag of crap David's Bridal gave me yesterday...

Recipe For An Awesome Rehearsal Dinner

A beautiful bride and groom.

Two awesome families.

Chicken wings and pizza.

And the Family Feud.