I'm Better, So I Snooped

But Jeti tells me he wrapped household items in my presents to throw off the weight and "shake."  Because I really won't notice anything missing as long as it's not the remote or the corkscrew.  He sucks.

Does This Make Me Look Fat?

Apparently for some that answer is yes because this is what I found in the bag of crap David's Bridal gave me yesterday...

"It's Like You Don't Even Know Me"

Yesterday after the Cubs game we went to a nearby bar to get supper before heading home.  When the bartender took our orders and Jeti ordered a sandwich like a normal person and I ordered a pizza...


Jeti: "Wow, you really could just like eat pizza for every meal couldn't you?"

Munchkin:  "It's like you don't even know me."

First Monday Back From Vacation

Today was my first Monday back from vacation and the other pharmacist offered to let me take off 5 minutes early because we were caught up.  I haven't been off work on time in 8 months, let alone early.  It's stupid how excited 5 minutes made me.

When I got home Jeti was making bacon-cheese-meatballs and spaghetti with five cheese garlic bread (2 pieces each!)!  He had 90's on 9 playing on the surround sound.  Specifically Toni Braxton's "Un-break My Heart."


Best.  Monday.  Ever.