Thursday, December 11, 2014

You Know How I Know I'm Sick?

All of my Christmas presents have been wrapped and under the tree since Monday night and I have not shaken/lifted/measured/inspected/over analyzed a single one.


Anonymous said...

You want I should bring you an aspirin?

Anonymous said...

Or maybe I should bring you some soup?

Anonymous said...

Best cure I know is to get a bottle of Wild Turkey and set it on your dresser. Then take a drink and get in bed. Now look at the bottle. If you see one bottle, repeat step above until you see two bottles. At that time, go to sleep.