Anyway, this post is to tell you how it works. I mean you probably know desperate single people make profiles to find other desperate single people that are attractive and normal seeming, but there's just a little more too it. And some of you might want to know, so here....
After creating an account you have to make a profile. You answer a bunch of questions ranging from height (legal midget) to hair color (afro) to profession (being angry). You also have to answer a bunch of questions about what you're looking for in a match... hobbies (having a really huge house with a lake and a boat), profession (making a crap ton of money), reading habits (wait, what?).
Then based on this information and the set radius in miles from you zip code you have programmed into search, they send you six matches every 24 hours. You look at these profiles and answer "do they interest you?" by clicking on "yes," "maybe," or "no." You can then wink (there's no way to make that sound less stupid), email them, or request their phone number.
Any questions?
Editor's note: Coach, just for you, I will try to make this as long and as painful of a process as possible.
7 comments:
Does the profile creation process include any questions regarding roommates?
Labels: You're gonna lose (Stillwell Angel-style), Make sure you bring your fancypants camera - it'll be more touristy
Any good ones so far??
This year at Easter, can we all stand around the computer while you view that day's matches? Helping you choose which guy to wink at would be better than finding the golden egg!
ooh, i like that idea!!!
For the read question, you could have answered, blogs. This is so much fun! Thanks for sharing.
To answer your text message:
YES!!! Blogging about this is totally worth it. Maybe not for you... but Most Def for us.
And Mrs: YES, YES, YES! Easter just got WAY cooler. This, could possibly make this the greatest Easter of all times. Except, for maybe that Easter, The Lord Hathed Risen and all that Jazz.
can i come to Easter?
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