Wednesday, April 20, 2011

How To Not Get A Date With Me

1. Don't make your username "Spawn660." I will assume it is a typo and that you are some sort of serial killer or something else along those lines.

2. Don't upload an entire self photo shoot to your profile. It seems a little sad that you could not find one picture of yourself that you did not take while alone in your room with the camera on your computer. Sorta like this....








No seriously, this is exactly what the pictures were like. I only did this to show my readers. And he winked at me. I feel gross.

9 comments:

The General said...

I can't ignore Micky since he is backwards for some reason.

Flag Girl said...

Those jogging pants are way too big on you! Did you take em from your roomate?

Get out the spandex or something...

Tru Stories said...

That photo montage was by far, the best part of my day. It's not even 9:00am and I have already declared that.

Anonymous said...

I feel gross for you.

Sweetbreads Bailey said...

My favorite is #3 with the squinting eyes. Hilarious.

The Mrs. said...

This is awesome on so many levels.

Anonymous said...

You could go to the produce section at Meier's on Friday nights with me.....HOT men are there.......lol lol OL

Doc said...

The bed should have been made.

Unknown said...

Doc & Flag Girl - 100% agree. Munchkin - If I were your findaguy.com and saw those pictures, I would think you were 12. You look so young & sweet.