Sunday, April 17, 2011

Backhanded Compliment?

Customer: "Oh, did you just get back from maternity leave?"

Munchkin: "Does that mean I look like I've dropped a nine pound ham or that I seem to be carrying a little extra 'left over' weight?"



Note: I didn't say either of those things and also, I haven't been gone from the store for more than one day at a time for over a month.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You need to get some new customers.

Unknown said...

Who says that stuff? Here is the only thing that one person should ever be allowed to say to another person regarding their weight:
Have you lost weight?

The Mrs. said...

One more comment like that and I think it's okay to "go Munchkin" on them.

Maybe if you started wearing a doily that would distract them from making comments like that one.

Unknown said...

I love that phrase Mrs. I am going to start using the term, I will go Munchkin on you.

Tina said...

How you can restrain yourself is beyond me.