Thursday, December 23, 2010

Peace On Earth

I love to kill animals and eat 'em. Last night on my hunting trip I killed a bird, a deer, 7 kinds of cats, a coyote, a beaver, a groundhog, a mouse, a fox, and millions of other animals to protect Prada and her dog food.

Then I took the animals to my lab and looked for cures to diseases. When I was done I cooked them and fed then to my already fat domestic animal.

Please be looking in the mail for my peace on earth card.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Excuse me Sir, are you open on Christmas Eve? Hahahaha.... Still funny stuff!

you can call me al said...

I think I know what you thought about all day at work today . . . .

Tru Stories said...

Who could have guessed that CP would become the best part of our holiday posts?

The Mrs. said...

I may not update the blog for a week at a time, but when I do I bring down the house. Consider it my very heartfelt Christmas present to all of you.

Anonymous said...

I was hoping that your New Year's resolution would be to post on your blog everyday. Shoot.