Thursday, November 18, 2010

I'm Torn, And A Little Hurt...

Tonight I found out that Jay Cutler had diabetes. I thought to myself "wow, how perfect would that be, we could get married, because I'm a huge Bears fan, then I could take care of his medicine for him, and I wouldn't have to work, and I could go to every Bears game."

Then Toula had to burst my bubble and tell me he's dating Kristin Cavallari, that hoo-er from that stupid reality TV show "Laguna Beach." Woof.

Now I don't even want to watch the rest of the game.
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5 comments:

Unknown said...

Munchkin, you do not need to play nurse maid to a second rate quarterback. You can do better.

November 18, 2010 at 9:23 PM
The Mrs. said...

You knew that already didn't you? I thought I had shared my drafting strategy for next year with you during our Spice Girls shopping adventure (plan: an All-Reality TV team) and was pumped to have a QB after finding out he was dating KC from LB.

Side note: Laguna Beach was so much better than The Hills. It all went downhill fast when Speidi came on the scene.

November 18, 2010 at 11:01 PM
The General said...

Second rate quarterback?

November 19, 2010 at 11:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Uh, he's no Peyton Manning.

November 20, 2010 at 7:42 PM
Tina said...

You don't want to marry a douchebag.

November 20, 2010 at 8:21 PM

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