What I Learned Today...

If Big Bad locks you out of the house, all you have to do is yell "it's raining." He will be so excited at the prospect of rain he will let you right in.

Also, remember when we were kids and we would leave lights on and our parents would yell "what do we own stock in ComEd?" Nowadays, if you accidentally turn out the basement light on them, it quickly turns into an obnoxious battle of electricity.