Number of days I've spent training: 1
When that training took place: 2 months ago
Mileage covered on day of training: to the end of the lane to get the mail
Other preparation: Stupid race yoga
Minutes of stupid race yoga that felt like deep tissue massage: zero
What's worse than my complete lack of dedication to stupid race? Being promised a walking partner and then finding out two days ago that said "walking" partner has a goal of doing twelve minute miles.
Odds I'm screwed: 100%
Factor by which you have to multiply length of my legs to get length of lying stupid "walking" partner's legs: 4
Maybe if I take my bike and ride along I won't get last, or be able to finish for that matter.
5 comments:
Run little Munchkin. Run like the wind. Note to self, sometimes Tru Stories has big ideas. Like big 80's dances, or hey let's walk to the next town over when it is 100 degrees or why don't we join the rest of the family for a "walk." She makes it sound fun. I joined her stupid walk. It was very lonely in the middle of nowhere. Me and my friend, no Tru Stories in sight. She was already in the bar drinking. I said, I hate you Tru Stories, it was kind of a chant in my head. But when it is over, you will feel good about yourself. You will be proud. You will eventually forget how mad you are at Tru Stories. Have a great time! Check it off the bucket list!
Man...that was the best Race Update I have read. I am pretty sure the Race Yoga has given me, you and Brian a huge leg up on the rest.
Get it...
'Leg up'...
funny, cuz you use your legs to run..
I agree with Tru Stories. You may not win the race, but you definitely win for best Pre-Race blog post. And really isn't that most important?
This "stupid race" is one of the best things to ever happen in the blog world!!!
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