Phone Conversations

What you are about to read are two different phone conversations I had today. The second one is a lot less gross than the first.

Conversation One:
Toula and I are talking about all the exciting things she did all day. I was outside with Prada. In the middle of Toula telling me something...
Munchkin: "Yay! Solid poop! Good girl Prada!!"
Toula: "Your Saturdays are so exciting I can hardly take it."

I should also probably tell you Prada has had an intestinal infection all week which led to explosive diarrhea.



Conversation Two:
I called Little Miss to congratulate her on picking St. Mary's and UNI. While we were talking she mentioned that Relish was baby-sitting and they got to watch a movie. After she told me it was Cinderella...
Munchkin: "Did she fall in the love with the prince again?"
Little Miss: "Yeah."
Munchkin: "She always falls in love with that prince."
Little Miss: "Yeah, shame on her."

I thought it was funny.