So I'm sitting here on a Saturday night watching the last three weeks of Biggest Loser and a trainer tip comes on. Jillian says if you love mashed potatoes you can still have them without the guilt. My ears perked bigger than Prada's when I say pizza.
Jillian: "You can have cauliflower. None of the starch and blah blah fiber."
What the hell about cauliflower says mashed potatoes to you, you drill seargant psychopath! I can not put butter and four kinds of cheese along with garlic and ranch powder on my cauliflower. And the only way it would be the same texture would be if I had a similar incident with the potatoes as I did when I tried to grill them in FMB when I was down there in August (sorry guys that really was bad).
Lay off the power bars and protein you freak.
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Bob in next trainer trip "Stay away from anything sauteed or pan fried."
Next time I go out to eat "Uh yeah can I get that sauteed and then pan fried to finish it off?"
Trainer tips make me sad. And hungry.
e eats mashed cauliflower regularly...i am not a fan
and that is why e is thinner than i am
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