Wednesday, April 22, 2009

In The News...

A Florida woman stabbed her boyfriend with a steak knife because he wouldn't let her have a Pop Tart.

Who the hells needs a steak knife when eating a Pop Tart?

2 comments:

Pinch said...

Florida Crackers need steak knives to open Pop Tart wrappers because they have no teeth and have difficulties performing menial tasks.

Kissy Faced Booty Shaker said...

Summer teeth makes life difficult on all parties involved...