After speaking with Coach today about my likely beer allergy, we decided this could actually be the opportunity of a lifetime. There is brand new information that recently came available describing successful efforts to desensitize children with very serious peanut allergies. Basically doctors took like a thousandth of a peanut and gave it children that were allergic, slowly increasing how much they gave them until they could eat peanuts normally. So if I can't find a doctor that can/will do this, I'm going to start with a drop of Bud Light and slowly increase the dose I give myself until I desensitize myself. I mean I'm going to be a doctor. Can you imagine how rich/famous I'd be if I cured a beer allergy???
Ching Ching.
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you may be on to something...but you and beer in only incremental amounts is going to take a lot of self-control... 'once it hits your lips...'
Now there's positive thinking at work . . . .I'm impressed Munchkin!
There you go, turning lemons into (Mike's Hard) Lemonade.
PS - Do I get a cut for being the first to diagnose the allergy? I think it's only fair.
doctor couldn't get me in until april 15th... good thing i'm going to be so busy i won't have time to even want to drink beer until then...
and mrs. if this pans out the way i'm imagining, i'll be sending you kids to college for you haha
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