Good Thing I Don't Embarrass Easy

So some of you might know that I broke my phone on Saturday, so Drunk was nice enough to over-night his old phone to me yesterday. When the UPS man tried to deliver it today I was at class so I spent a good portion of my day trying to track down my package and schedule a pick-up at a UPS location. The delivery man had left the little note on the door and I got on the website to find out where my package was all the while not paying much attention to what the paper actually said. Anyway I found out I could pick it up between 7:00 and 7:30pm at the warehouse. I got there at approximately 6:59 and the lady said the truck would be there shortly. I noticed the signs everywhere that said "have your ID ready." I got my out and was standing there looking at the notice the delivery man left because well, I had already read all the shipment pricing signs.
Upon closer inspection I notice the name on the top of the notice did not say Patten. I couldn't figure out if it was really poor handwriting or if I had grabbed something that wasn't intended for me by mistake. So I sat there for few minutes and stared at it until it dawned on me. It said Turner. I am immediately thinking if Drunk sent this to Tina Turner and they don't let me sign for it I'm going to kill him. Then I hear a small asian woman yelling "Turner? Tina Turner?" Everyone in the UPS store looked at me. I looked around and shrugged "you dress up one time..."
Then the Asian woman proceeded to continue to ask me if my name was Tina Turner (after I had given her my driver's license mind you). Finally she noticed that my name was printed under where it said Tina Turner and she let me leave in peace...