Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Lessons on Flying...

Top five things I learned on my little excursion last weekend.

1. When booking a flight after your best friend's wedding, do not book the one with a 7:30 departure the day after the ceremony (or more importantly the reception).
2. If you get screwed into above mentioned situation, pay the extra money for the direct flight or flight with the least connections or even better, take the next day off work - IT'S WORTH THE MONEY!!
3. Always request aisle seats which have easier access to certain commodities.
4. Locate vomit bags in front of you seat immediately upon entering the plane.
5. It is possible to vomit in four states in one day.

3 comments:

A said...

#6. Interns have big ol' dinosaur brains.


had to

The Mrs. said...

#7. Not only do you act just like your second oldest brother, you also puke/suffer from hangovers together even when separated by hundreds of miles.

BIG BAD said...

#8. It is better to pay for the whole ticket and have the plane land with you in it instead of being kicked out over the Keys. On the second flight, the one without the plane, how does the vomit bag work.