WHAT'S A GIRL GOTTA DO TO GET A *#&^@&% PELL GRANT?

For the first year, I am filing for student financial aid on my own. I make no money, my school is expensive, and I'm in flipping graduate school for crying out loud. I am not eligible for a Pell Grant, but I may be eligible for low interest student loans. Thanks federal government. I'm looking forward to the social security I won't see either.