So, since I haven't posted in almost ten days, I decided to create a top ten list.....
of things I learned driving from Dwight to Fort Myers Beach.
10. Gas prices get cheaper as you drive south.
9. No cops patrol I-57.
8. If you keep Chessie in the car long enough she will attempt to climb out the sunroof.
7. Hitting Nashville at 5pm on a Thursday afternoon is not good times.
6. If you plug your phone charger in in a bathroom in a podunk gas station in Georgia at 11pm because your phone is dead and you are about to drive all night, the worker doesn't care and she will ask you to leave.
5. Hitting a truck tire on the highway will result in finding a flat tire when you get up in the morning.
4. Fort Myers Beach is not actually next to Fort Myers.
3. In Georgia, they decorate the side of the highway with the orange construction barrels but then don't actually do anything. It adds color to the scenery.
2. Kentuckians don't like it when you Mexi-sweep across four lanes while sitting at a red light to get to the BP.
1. All the old people that live down here must have retired from Iowa....or at least went to driving school there.
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3 comments:
Hilarious! #1 and #3 were my favorites.
Road trips are the best.
I'm going to have to go with #8 and #2.
This is supposed to be an internship, right?!?! At least you're learning something!
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