What I Learned Today...

I'm not ready for parenthood. Last night Prada and I stayed at the Bride's house (I'm not sure what we're supposed to call her husband on here anymore) after the party. I realized about five seconds before we got to their house that I had forgotten to bring food for Prada to have in the morning. So like any responsible parent, I grabbed her an egg mcmuffin when we went to McDonalds. This, of course, was after I fell down the stairs. I'm not going to post any other details of the night as I'm currently trying to block it from all memory.