Thought of the Day...

I watched "Biggest Loser" for the first time tonight and I think I would lose more weight if I had a scale with a big screen that was shown on national television I would be more accountable. And, if all I had to do was live on a ranch and work out with personal trainers everyday I could totally lose weight. Also Bob and Jillian scare me a little.

On another note I don't think I would be a very good contestant and everyone else was telling their incredible sob/compelling story and I would sit there going "uhh I'm lazy and like food."

Really? REALLY?

So I noticed this a few weeks ago when I was meandering through the Atlanta airport but forgot to post about it. I have spent my fair share of time on concourse C the last few weeks and I just have one question.

Why the hell is there a luggage store in the airport? I mean, it's not just right inside the airport. It is in a post going through security location, which means you should probably already have some sort of bag to put your stuff in. Me on the other hand, I like to hold as many things as I can in my hand (much like I grocery shop) and then buy a bag while I'm waiting for my plane to board.

Dumbasses.

Meow.

Thought of the Day...

If I had to wake up to the same song every day for the rest of my life, I would want it to be Rump Shaker.

Thought of the Day...

Who the hell sits around and thinks "hmm I want to be a proctologist when I grow up."

Thought of the Day...

So yesterday as I was driving home, jamming out to some Michael Jackson (Bad) came on, and I realized my favorite part of that song is the back up singers going "bad bad really really bad." It makes me happy and oddly enough that's the part I always end up singing.

On a different note, this is the last chance for all of you best dressed hopefuls to concede quietly. I'm guessing there are two of you, both which don't read this unless your wife or your girlfriend who we're trading your for permanently tells you to read this, that think you still have a fighting chance. DOUBTFUL. Game on beaches.

Thought of the Day...

The "Hillbilly Deluxe" window decal is one of the most underutilized tools in the car/truck/mini-van customization shop.

Food For Thought

Due to the recent single status of the entire apartment on 32nd street, but more so prompted by the recent single status of some close friends, the Garbage Disposal and I were chit chatting about how we're only 22 but it's weird because for example we have a friend that's only a year older than us that just got married. Anyway the point of this post, I'm one of two girls in the family. At this point in the other girl's life she was married and pregnant with her first child. Now here's the fun part. Who the hell can imagine me married and pregnant right now?? Hahaha. Yah AL was a lot more mature at this age than I am.