If You Don't Forward This Email To Ten People...

I am . . . Munchkin.

I want . . . a beer.

I have . . . a dog.

I wish . . . that the dog didn't puke chocolate everywhere.

I hate . . . when the dog pukes chocolate everywhere.

I fear . . . the next time the dog pukes chocolate everywhere.

I hear . . . the Ocean Spray Cranberry commercial.

I search . . . google when needed.

I wonder . . . if anyone is actually still reading this.

I regret . . .not becoming a veterinarian.

I love . . . the dog.

I ache . . . in my foot.

I always . . . love the dog. And beers.

I usually . . . drink the beers.

I am not . . . sure why this is so long.

I dance . . . phenomenally.

I sing . . . Strokin'.

I never . . . Play "never have I ever" on my blog.

I sometimes . . . wonder how we got to where we are in society.

I cry . . . when I think about my student loans.

I lose . . . my temper. Constantly.

I am grateful . . . for the dog.

I need . . . a new house.

I should . . . send my roommate for more beer.

You're next . . . A?