I'm Torn, And A Little Hurt...

Tonight I found out that Jay Cutler had diabetes. I thought to myself "wow, how perfect would that be, we could get married, because I'm a huge Bears fan, then I could take care of his medicine for him, and I wouldn't have to work, and I could go to every Bears game."

Then Toula had to burst my bubble and tell me he's dating Kristin Cavallari, that hoo-er from that stupid reality TV show "Laguna Beach." Woof.

Now I don't even want to watch the rest of the game.